FOR KIDS BELOW 50 YEARS OLD

ABC GUIDE

is for BRAKE PADS

You need BRAKE PADS at the racing circuit because BRAKE PADS hate racing circuits.

is for CAMSHAFT

The CAMSHAFT is the one responsible for VTEC Kicks in YO!

is for ALTERNATOR

The engine spins the ALTERNATOR, which in turn makes sure the engine spins.

is for DIP-STICK

The DIP-STICK can check whether your engine is in DEEP SHIT.

is for EXHAUST

The EXHAUST pipes are musical instruments played by your right foot.

is for FUEL TANK

The FUEL TANK holds the secret to your wallet's emptiness.

is for GASKET

Stopping unwanted liquids going into the wrong holes, the GASKET is the engine's condom.

is for HORN

The HORN on the bus goes beep beep beep, all through the town.

is for INTERCOOLER

Install an INTERCOOLER and everyone will think you have a TURBO.

is for JACK

JACK is the one responsible when your wheels are stolen.

is for KEY FOB

You can use the KEY FOB to start your own car or key another car.

is for LUG NUTS

The LUG NUTS hold the wheels on before JACK arrives.

is for MANUAL TRANSMISSION

MANUAL TRANSMISSION is what makes your grandma cooler than you.

is for NITROUS OXIDE

Too much NITROUS OXIDE makes Brian O' Conner's laptop confused between manifold and floorpan.

is for OIL FILTER

The OIL FILTER filters oil just like a water filter filters water.

is for PISTON

Like humans, some PISTONS are alone, some twosome, threesome and foursome. Twelvesome is heavenly.

is for QUARTER MILE

Wayde van Niekerk did the QUARTER MILE in 43 seconds, Dodge SRT Demon did it in 9 seconds. Cars are better than humans.

is for ROTOR

The ROTORS are usually what's left after JACK runs off with the wheels.

is for SUPERCHARGER

The SUPERCHARGER rides on top of the engine and uses a belt to force the engine to do things while the engine screams and whines.

is for TURBOCHARGER

The TURBOCHARGER then takes all the shit from the engine and gives it back asking nothing in return.

is for U-JOINT

The U-JOINT is the Russian space pencil to the Constant-Velocity Joint. Less sophistication, less problems.

is for VALVE

The VALVE is the one that does the real work while the CAMSHAFT claims all the credit for VTEC KICK IN YO.

is for WATER PUMP

The WATER PUMP is a part that should've been made of metal but often made in plastics for engineered breakdowns.

is for XENON BULBS

XENON BULBS in HIDs light up bad government roads at night and then gets fined RM2,000 or jailed for 6 months the next day.

is for Y-PIPE

is for ZIP TIE

ZIP TIE and duct-tapes are mechanic's best friend.

The Y-PIPE pretends there are two exhaust pipes when there's only one.