FOR KIDS BELOW 50 YEARS OLD
BRAKE PADS at the racing circuit because BRAKE PADS hate racing circuits.
CAMSHAFT is the one responsible for VTEC Kicks in YO!
The engine spins the
ALTERNATOR, which in turn makes sure the engine spins.
DIP-STICK can check whether your engine is in DEEP SHIT.
EXHAUST pipes are musical instruments played by your right foot.
FUEL TANK holds the secret to your wallet's emptiness.
Stopping unwanted liquids going into the wrong holes, the
GASKET is the engine's condom.
HORN on the bus goes beep beep beep, all through the town.
INTERCOOLER and everyone will think you have a TURBO.
is the one responsible when your wheels are stolen.
You can use the KEY FOB
to start your own car or key another car.
The LUG NUTS
hold the wheels on before JACK arrives.
is for MANUAL TRANSMISSION
is what makes your grandma cooler than you.
Too much NITROUS OXIDE
makes Brian O' Conner's laptop confused between manifold and floorpan.
The OIL FILTER
filters oil just like a water filter filters water.
Like humans, some PISTONS
are alone, some twosome, threesome and foursome. Twelvesome is heavenly.
Wayde van Niekerk did the QUARTER MILE
in 43 seconds, Dodge SRT Demon did it in 9 seconds. Cars are better than humans.
are usually what's left after JACK runs off with the wheels.
rides on top of the engine and uses a belt to force the engine to do things while the engine screams and whines.
The TURBOCHARGER then takes all the shit from the engine and gives it back asking nothing in return.
The U-JOINT is the Russian space pencil to the Constant-Velocity Joint. Less sophistication, less problems.
The VALVE is the one that does the real work while the CAMSHAFT claims all the credit for VTEC KICK IN YO.
The WATER PUMP is a part that should've been made of metal but often made in plastics for engineered breakdowns.
XENON BULBS in HIDs light up bad government roads at night and then gets fined RM2,000 or jailed for 6 months the next day.
ZIP TIE and duct-tapes are mechanic's best friend.
The Y-PIPE pretends there are two exhaust pipes when there's only one.